My suggestion would be to finish it and make it available here in digital form. I would pay a few shekels for it. I already have barb's book. and would like to see how you make a contemporary...

congratulations on your "retirement" or should I say retreading LOL which I think you will find is true for most padres. good luck with your retirement. It's so much nicer when you can finally...

what do you call an obese psychic?

a four chin teller

the police were called to a daycare center for a three year old who was resisting a rest

a spanish magician says at the end of his act he will disappear on the count of three.

uno

dos

poof

he disappeared without a tres

taking a day off isn't something you should do when you work for a calendar company

whenever I undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on

the future, the present and the past walked into a bar. things got a little tense.

an otter walked off with my wallet. is that grand theft otter

the swedish navy has barcodes on their ships. that's so when the ship comes into port they can Scandinavian.

do not accept friend requests from hormel foods. it could be spam

two antennas met on a roof and fell in love and were married. the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.

the game of love santana

​who will play

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me

jumping off a paris bridge makes you in seine

an Ipod hooked to a small speaker doesn't take much room and is easily concealed

my friend drove his expensive car into a tree last night. Now he has a mercedes benz

some aquatic animals escaped from the zoo it was otter chaos

I recently got some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y

I'm going to start a hume security company called "sure-lock homes"

Its Cool to be a Fool joe nichols 2002

what type of fool an I?

Then I saw her Face now (I'm a believer) Monkey's 1966

what do they believe in?

Have you thought about holding a kilt kamp in the south say texas or New mexico?

one of the things that would help you business is if you can connect to a local group with the same interest. the local scotish games, a group of kilt wearers that meet regularly, etc. there is a...