Cool! I appreciate these old styles, and I was happy to see that MacIntyre Hunting was displayed as a sample tartan to choose.

I don’t want to fight Canadians; I just wanna annex Alberta when they’re not looking.

A: “Nutcracker Suite” ( by Tschaikowsky)
Q: Do you figure the theatre serves Milk Duds?

Ok, I can’t argue with that, Mr. VP!

I suspect that Maxwellian of being left-handed, a scribbler, and an “unwholesome sleeper” and you expect me to adjust?

I'd prefer to leave all arguments not pertaining to kilts out of here. I would prefer to attack Shaun Maxwell...often.

A: "25 or 6 to 4" (Robert Lam of Chicago)

Q: That's too early to go to bed for easing, and too early to get up?

This is a venue that Jerry McIntyre convenes for CMA, with other MacIntyres assisting, as I have not been able to go in several years.

Will you be convening for the Maxwells, Shaun?

Looks super good! (I recommend a neon yellow tie, but I'm color-blind.)

I competed as a solo piper at Pleasanton one year. Although I'm from Houston, I was not prepared for the heat and I just about keeled over despite being adequately hydrated.

Your kids know enough to not believe everything they read from Google, so they get confirmation from their father.

Frankly, I'm glad to see this in Amarillo.

I have an alibi.

Congratulations on the retirement! Find something to keep, or make you look, busy, or your wife will.

Maybe the shape of the head is accurate enough, but the eyes and mouth movements don't look realistic. Try again in another 20 years, or when the budget is big enough to do it right.

My nephew's (Jon R. McIntyre) wife (Lindsay) gave birth to Samuel Winston McIntyre, at 8:00am this morning, at either 7.8 lbs and length 19-1/2", or 19-1/2 lbs and 7.8 inches. The text wasn't...

Hail to the website for 14 years. Thanks for reminding us! ( "Ya'll" and you house yourself in Philly. There's a story there; otherwise, it may be a violation of the southern code.)

Oops! Wrong entry.

I saw where Rowan Morrison's exhumed body was transmogrified into a March Hare, supposedly.

Here is evidence of an attendance at the Burns Ceilidh sponsored by the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society of Houston last Saturday evening. The evening included: Piping in the Haggis; the...

Colin Powell's pronunciation (with the long O) of his first name was unique to my ears. My former pipe instructor's grandson's name is pronounced, "Cah-lin".

I've heard that the actor Gerard...

Ah, thanks! Yes, The Long Room is owned by the same owners as St. Andrews. As a matter of fact, St. Andrews used to be located where the Long Room is located now on 44th St. I've been a patron of...

So, my favorite Manhattan hang-out for scotch, cock-a-leekie soup, and a trout, being the St. Andrews Pub & Restaurant, no longer is - It has ceased to be.

So, I see that on 2nd and 83rd, there...

I have a brother Alan, but I'm peevin' that there's no Stephen.

PHEW! From now on, I won't bother to match my left hose with my right - blue hose on one leg? So, what!? Red hose on the other! :)

Your point is still important to remember if we want to get...