Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Me, I'm a three strap guy. Just like 'em that way. I cinch them to size once then step in and out of the kilt like (ugh) p*nts.
I'd pay the admission price to watch that one.

My rear end is too big to even think about doing that one.

But the mental images of Ron doing it, are interesting, to say the least.