If the King...

[jeremy j starche]

(A true event from years past, but I think it was my crowning moment...)

Many years ago at the Ohio Ren Faire, the King was up on a cat walk and was trying to get away to attend to a rather personal matter that only he could preform.

However, being King, he was stopped by person after person. Being a person himself, the troubled look on his face grew more intense.

Finally I shouted from the ground below:

"If the King needs to defecate out the window, that is his privy-ledge."

Orders were given to seize me, but I was as swift of foot as I was endanger of loosing my tongue.

[The Guy in the Kilt at UC]

Speaking of true stories, I heard that when the ferry company in the Western Isles charged reduced rates for vehicles transporting sheep, some customers took advantage of this and took a sheep in the back seat of their car when going to the mainland (and had the same sheep on the way back). Eventually, the company had to change the rules.