A ... walks into a ... thread

[be da veva]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender;
'' Barkeep', I'll have a beer and a mop ! ! ! ''





I know you have 'em, put 'em here.

[McMurdo]

A Duck waddles into a bar and asks
"Got any Gwapes?"

The Barkeep says
"We don't serves ducks here, get out!"

The next day the duck waddles into the bar and again asks
"Got any Gwapes?"

The Barkeep says
"I told you yesterday we don't serves ducks here, if you don't get out I'll nail your feet to the floor"

The next day the duck waddles into the bar and again asks
"Got any nails?"

The Barkeep says
"Nails ... I don't have any nails"

The duck says
"Got any Gwapes?"

[sydnie7]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

[EagleJCS]

A bass drummer walked into a bar - the piper ducked!

[sydnie7]

A priest, a rabbi, and a penguin walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"

[Tattoo Bradley]

My all time favorite one liner:

A horse walks into a bar and the barkeep says "Why the long face?"

[Wompet]

Two men walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.

[Paul]

smeone has to so here goes...
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

[Paul]

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman "Whats the quickest way to get to the next city?"
"Are you walking or driving?" asks the barman
"Driving," says the man
"Thats the quickest way," says the barman.

[The Guy in the Kilt at UC]

A man is about to walk into a bar, but is stopped by a nun. She condemns his lifestyle and asks him to repent his sinful ways. He says, "Sister, don't knock it until you try it!"

She says, "You've got a point. I'll try a gin, but please bring it in a coffee mug so no one sees me drink."

The man walks inside and asks the barkeep for a gin in a coffee mug. The bartender replies, "Is that nun out there again?"