What are your favorite and most interesting/odd/funny Scottish, Scotch, and kilt related stories or jokes. They do not have to relate to anything above.
Here is my favorite Scottish joke:
What is a Scot with a sheep?
A shepherd!
What is a Scot with 2 sheep?
An Entrepenaur!
What is a Scot with 3 sheep?
A PIMP!!! :rolleyes:
All I ask is that it has something to do with Scotland, Scots, or Kilts. That it falls under the forum rules (is "family friendly"). And that it is worth relating.
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