That's some heavy denim!

[Monkey@Arms]

My wife sometimes complains that my UK workman and denim kilts are like body armor that makes my butt unpinchable -- yeah I know

Anyway, I washed my Black Denim UK for the first time the other day, and hung it dry like usual. Well as you can see afterwards, the kilt decided that . . .




Wearers? It don't need no stinking wearers!





I am sure it will soften up one of these years, but in the meantime I am safe from garden variety mashers

Best regards,

Jake

P.S. Feel free to come up with your own captions.

[James MacMillan]

Superb!

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[Makeitstop]

That's exactly what I'm looking for in a kilt right now. Something that will not only stay down in the event of a tornado, but which I don't have to bother hanging either.

[Roan Carter]

Lord ...
Now if they could weave denim into a tartan, I would buy one pronto.

[Coemgen]

Gadzooks! That thing must be earthquake proof!

[Photoguy67]

Are all the UKs that stiff? Wowzers!

[Mipi]

At least you don't have to worry hove to store it!

[Panache]

Well…
I was on the internet last night
I saw nothing scary
For I have never been afraid.
Of anything. Not very.

Then I was reading a thread on X Marks the Scot
When suddenly I spied it
I saw a black denim kilt standing up
With nobody inside it!

I wasn’t scared. But, yet, I stopped.
What could that kilt be there for?
What could a black denim kilt on the forum
Be standing in the air for?

And then it moved! That empty kilt!
It kind of started jumping
And then my heart, I must admit,
It kind of started thumping.

So I got offline. I got out fast
As fast as I could go , sir
I wasn’t scared. But a kilt like that
I did not care for . No, sir.



With apologies to Dr. Seuss

Cheers

Jamie

[Tattoo Bradley]

Hmmmm....

I just don't see this as a selling point for UK.

[davedove]

Generally, if my clothes can stand up on their own, it's time to do laundry.