Worst kilt flowchart in history, obviously designed by a kilt hater...

**Ayin McFye** · 28th October 08, 12:29 PM

I completely agree. If this guy wasn't in a position of authority I could care less what he thinks. But since he's attempting to force a biased opinion on the masses it annoys me. Oh well. I've said my peace to the guy, I doubt he'll respond again.

(I still wonder if he ever had a horrible run in with a kilt wearer and that's why he's got this opinion)

**Galb** · 29th October 08, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Ayin McFye

(I still wonder if he ever had a horrible run in with a kilt wearer and that's why he's got this opinion)

Maybe the author pissed off a Scotsman and he flashed him his jibblies.

**auld argonian** · 29th October 08, 06:35 AM

Sad little king of a sad little hill....

Best

AA

**CDNSushi** · 29th October 08, 07:10 PM

Gentlemen. This is, as W. Shakespeare would put it, much ado about nothing.

However, since I can create a flowchart at least as deftly as Mr. Coyote, here is what I believe to be a much more accurate decision-making tool as to whether one should don the kilt.

I now proudly present: Jim's Guide to Wearing Kilts. (If anyone wishes to forward this to Mr. Coyote, they are more than welcome). Likewise, please feel free to copy, print out, re-distribute and otherwise do what you wish with the flowchart I created.

Best Regards.

JD

**Woot22** · 29th October 08, 07:48 PM

Awesome flow chart dude, I love it.

**Ayin McFye** · 30th October 08, 11:15 AM

Very nice chart. I decided to simplify it a bit more though.

**###KILTEDKIWI###** · 30th October 08, 01:24 PM

touche JD touche, i hope that the fashion nazi chokes on it (am I allowed to say that?)

**Galb** · 31st October 08, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Gentlemen. This is, as W. Shakespeare would put it, much ado about nothing.

However, since I can create a flowchart at least as deftly as Mr. Coyote, here is what I believe to be a much more accurate decision-making tool as to whether one should don the kilt.

I now proudly present: Jim's Guide to Wearing Kilts. (If anyone wishes to forward this to Mr. Coyote, they are more than welcome). Likewise, please feel free to copy, print out, re-distribute and otherwise do what you wish with the flowchart I created.

Best Regards.

JD

Bloody beautiful mate!

**ggibby** · 10th November 08, 12:38 PM

Using only the context of the graphic, he could be a bit more detailed, but actually reading the chart, I agree with him.
As I've been quoted elsewhere, wearing a kilt to a non-kilted wedding is a bit cheeky,
unless you're the crazy uncle or want to take attention from the bride.