I just got the OK to have a "Burns Lunch"...haggis, whisky, 'neeps and 'tatties at work in January. My group has about 18 employees, likely about 12 will come. We'll have it in the conference room.

I will dress to kill, serve up haggis and 'neeps and 'tatties and have a little miniature whisky tasting. I will have to supply an "alternate, equally attractive beverage"..probably iced tea for those that don't want whisky. We'll have a little address to the Haggis, an Immortal memory and if I can con one of the lads and lasses at work into doing it, a Toast to the Lasses and the Lasses reply.

This should be a riot.