P*nts are boring
I recently started going to college and the first week or so I decided to wear p*nts until I get a feel for things and the lay of the land. During my week and a half of foregoing the kilt, I realized something. P*NTS ARE BORING! I felt like yet another tiny fish in a sea of blue jeans. I found myself changing into a kilt as soon as I got home, and when I did I felt so much more comfortable!
Today I wore a kilt to school and I felt so much more ME than before. I can't believe I used to dress so boringly. I was thinking that I feel fancier in a kilt, but really I just feel like myself.
I'm sorry for neglecting you, Kilt. Never again.
Mike Lirette -Bend, Oregon
"chicken in a bread pan picking out dough"