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17th December 10, 08:43 PM
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17th December 10, 11:50 PM
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Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.
Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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20th December 10, 09:46 PM
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I love these! I've heard some of them used on Oboes before though.
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22nd December 10, 04:41 PM
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 Originally Posted by Big Swifty
Q: How many bagpipers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, he hangs on to it and drinks 'till the room spins.
Q: How many pipe majors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Again just one. He hangs on to the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I was really puzzled by these until I remembered that the US has screw fittings on bulbs. Ours have a bayonet fitting, push and twist very slightly.
Anne the Pleater :ootd:
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