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    This is only true MOST of the time!

    A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.
    "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
    The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!"
    The mother scowls and says:
    "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part!"
    Scotland is only 1/5 the size of Montana, but Scotland has over 3,000 castles and Montana has none.

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    This made me chuckle
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Iknow that feeling

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    Excellent!!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Is this post okay to post Susan? lol
    "I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
    And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings."
    From High Flight, a poem by
    Pilot Officer Gillespie Magee
    412 Squadron, RCAF

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    If he did have any lines it would only be "Yes dear"

    Chris.

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    Is that the stereotype!?!? My family must be the exception. The men are the talkers and 75% of the time, they are yelling at each other and debating politics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeghanWalker View Post
    Is that the stereotype!?!? My family must be the exception. The men are the talkers and 75% of the time, they are yelling at each other and debating politics.
    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
    Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…

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    Is that the stereotype!?!? My family must be the exception. The men are the talkers and 75% of the time, they are yelling at each other and debating politics.
    ...until a woman walks into the room.
    Scotland is only 1/5 the size of Montana, but Scotland has over 3,000 castles and Montana has none.

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