Three Scots women are walking home at night (they are neighbours) and find a Scotsman passed out partially under a wagon.
His upper body is under the wagon and they can't see who he is; however, they would like to help him get home.
The first woman looks under his kilt and says, "It's not my husband".
The second woman looks under his kilt and says, No it's not mine".
The third woman looks under his kilt and says, "Why he's not even from our village!"
Chris.
Originally Posted by Tartan Tess
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