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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer so I called Harold the computer guy, to come over.
    Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
    As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

    He replied, "It was an ID ten "T" error."
    I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten "T" error? What's that .... in case I need to fix it again?"
    The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten "T" error before?"

    "No," I replied.
    "Write it down," he said, "and you will never forget it."
    So I wrote out ...



    I D 1 0 T


    I used to like Harold...

    Chris.





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    I will have to add that to my repertoire... of two jokes... which means I will have to "delete" one!

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    I was a computer Bloke for a short time after I felt like branching out from what I was doing before. Came across that very error quite often. It inspired me to branch out again. I'm not a computer Bloke anymore.

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    We use that term in my job fairly often (network engineering.)

    Then there are those times when there's a "disconnect between the chair and the keyboard".
    KEN CORMACK
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    Also known as a PEBCAK Error (Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard).
    Last edited by usonian; 30th May 12 at 01:06 PM.

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    It's very similar to an EEBCK issue...

    EEBCK = Error Exists Between Chair and Keyboard


    In both situations, the best option is to Reboot User.

    If the problem returns, the installation of a new user is highly recommended.
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    "Integrity is telling myself the truth. Honesty is telling the truth to other people." - Spencer Johnson

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    Quote Originally Posted by unixken View Post
    We use that term in my job fairly often (network engineering.)

    Then there are those times when there's a "disconnect between the chair and the keyboard".
    I've always heard that called a PEBKAC error. Stands for "Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair. Too often meself.

    JMB

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    I've always thought it was a PICNIC
    Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

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    Or, in layman's terms, "internet thrombosis"--------a clot on the keys.
    " Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.

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    Oh the youngsters are so cheeky these days - my first upgrade in computers was to Octal.


    Anne the Pleater :ootd:

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