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21st April 14, 05:04 PM
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A Martini
Charles Dickens sits down and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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21st April 14, 05:34 PM
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Rev'd Father Bill White: Retired Parish Priest & Elementary Headmaster. Lover of God, dogs, most people, joy, tradition, humour & clarity. Legion Padre, theologian, teacher, philosopher, linguist, encourager of hearts & souls & a firm believer in dignity, decency, & duty. A proud Canadian Sinclair.
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21st April 14, 05:45 PM
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Groaaaannn! 
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21st April 14, 05:49 PM
#4
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Charles Dickens sits down and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
I'm afraid your humor has fallen on Hard Times, my friend. 
Allen Sinclair, FSA Scot
Eastern Region Vice President
North Carolina Commissioner
Clan Sinclair Association (USA)
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21st April 14, 06:26 PM
#5
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Charles Dickens sits down and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
It must be a Bleak House you live in to think that is funny….
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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21st April 14, 06:38 PM
#6
Originally Posted by Panache
It must be a Bleak House you live in to think that is funny….
A pity. I had such Great Expectations.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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21st April 14, 07:56 PM
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It was the best of drams, it was the worst of drams...
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22nd April 14, 06:24 AM
#8
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Charles Dickens sits down and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
Because of the lack of laughter, you could hear The Cricket on the Hearth after that joke.
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22nd April 14, 10:59 AM
#9
Omg. You're on a roll today, man!
The Official [BREN]
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22nd April 14, 07:29 PM
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Thanks for the reminder... 
If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy.
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