Sporrans for lassies

[bear]

"Just remember Andrew that the young bucks are out there circle'n for that first sign of weakness...then they'll drag ya down far better to cull your flock first (I'd better watch myself...I'm gunna hear about this from "Atila the Mom").

Alaskan Celt,
Do you see a shred of weakness in this pic? You can almost get a feel of how imposing a figure Andrew is when looming over you. Add his charisma and he can be quite intimidating for most people.

[Alaskan Celt]

[Alaskan]

(I'd better watch myself...I'm gunna hear about this from "Atila the Mom").

She's not the only one you'll be hearing from.

[Alaskan Celt]

[Alaskan]

Liverpool kiss?
I've heard them called a Glasgow kiss before...
I always liked the way that rolls off the tongue.
Sounds like a signature move in pro wrestling.

Clever banter? The key word there is clever and talking that way in a forum where your wife and one of your sons frequent doesn't fall under the definition of clever.

[Alaskan Celt]

[Andrew]

Well said Glen!...and Rhino, thanks for putting it into perspective " as long as Bear makes a living and Andrew has his pick of the Vancouver girls." This should be high on all our lists!!!(Having said that, when can I expect a "kick-back" from Bear, and some of Andrew's "culls" :o )

(Just realized, that some of the non-American readers might not be familiar with the word "cull"...it is what a rancher does with a herd or flock...they "cull" unwanted individuals...)

Andrew, I'm waiting...

I think you'll be waiting quite some time for a cull from Andrew. As far as I can tell, his flock keeps growing and he doesn't seem to be tiring.

Well Lads I am not an old Bull yet, but I am no longer the young Bull either. I am old enough to see a herd and insted of running in and grabbing up one Lassie, I now stroll on in to gather them all up! Seems to be working for now. As Bear said, the Flock just keeps on growing and no I am not tiring yet.

[Rhino]

Reminds me of the old rooster that mated all the hens in his flock and dropped down flat on his back. The farmer, thinking he'd died with exhaustion walked over to pick him up. As the farmer approached the rooster opened one eye and said 'what're you doing, you'll frighten them vultures away'.
I've been waiting 15 years to be knocked from the silverback status, but having seen the calibre of young men round here at the moment, I'll be waiting some more years yet.
Cheers Rhino

[bubba]

feel free to jump in here Bubba and explain the effect of ageing to Joe...

I'm in trouble, are't I?

Explain? HA! It has to be experienced.

[Alaskan Celt]