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8th November 15, 11:59 AM
#21
 Originally Posted by Mikilt
"Hay", I have no "beef" with you and I don't mean to "milk" it. but this "cud" be the "cattle"yst for the worst cow puns ever "herd".
This is getting udderly silly, yet again you've raised the steaks...
Enough of this bull. It's whey out of control.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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8th November 15, 12:09 PM
#22
I was on the national sleep foundation website and saw this:
Corduroy pillow trend is creating headlines across America!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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8th November 15, 12:10 PM
#23
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
This is getting udderly silly, yet again you've raised the steaks...
Enough of this bull. It's whey out of control.
Indeed, puns are a medium rarely well done.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th November 15, 02:59 PM
#24
Originally Posted by Mikilt
Indeed, puns are a medium rarely well done.
Yes, but a well crafted pun is its own reword!
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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8th November 15, 06:34 PM
#25
"Puns: A high form of word play practiced by a low form of writer."
-- That's attributable, but I don't remember who said it. Ambrose Bierce, maybe?
"Simplify, and add lightness" -- Colin Chapman
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8th November 15, 06:40 PM
#26
The Dali Lama walked up to a hot dog vendor and said can you make me one with everything?
"Life is one great, big, kilt friendly event. Put it on, go forth, be awesome." - ratspike
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8th November 15, 10:52 PM
#27
Guy walks into a church, climbs up to the belfry and runs face-first into the bell. It rings loudly, but he falls to his death. Police ask if anyone knows him and the reply is: "no, but his face rings a bell." Next day another stranger comes in, states it was his brother who died the day before, repeats the ringing and the fatal fall. When asked if anyone can ID him, the reply: "he's a dead ringer for his brother." 
JMB
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9th November 15, 03:04 AM
#28
Originally Posted by HootinHoller
The Dali Lama walked up to a hot dog vendor and said can you make me one with everything?
After he paid for it, he asked for his change.
The vendor said, "Change must come from within."
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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9th November 15, 04:06 AM
#29
I'm nominating a few of you for the Holstein Awards for those out, standing in their field!
'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. "
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9th November 15, 05:52 AM
#30
A Gentleman out in a bar spilt some dandelion wine on his kilt in the form of a cross....
Xmarks the spot
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give"
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
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