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9th November 15, 07:59 AM
#31
Ever since my 24 hour amnesia, I have been lackadaisical.
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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9th November 15, 08:54 AM
#32
Ok, last cow pun for me:
All of Elmer's bull friends were out on dates with a group of fine looking heifers, so he decided to just stay home and masticate.
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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9th November 15, 07:07 PM
#33
Originally Posted by GrainReaper
Ok, last cow pun for me:
All of Elmer's bull friends were out on dates with a group of fine looking heifers, so he decided to just stay home and masticate.
Very amoosing.
I dairy not make another pun. If I did, I'd be no butter than other lowly punsters. Nevermind, that is just grazy talk.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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9th November 15, 07:15 PM
#34
There are so many cow puns in this thread, every time you scroll, another one goes pasteurize.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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10th November 15, 05:48 AM
#35
A renown Las Vegas crooner lost his voice and could not perform his signature song. He revised the play list due to no tiny, "Bubbles on Don's tray."
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10th November 15, 07:02 AM
#36
Getting back to cattle -
The best advertising a butcher can have, is a well-endowed woman employee known for her cleaverage assets.
Last edited by Tarheel; 10th November 15 at 10:01 AM.
Reason: I missed pointing out the BUTT of the pun.
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10th November 15, 07:12 AM
#37
Originally Posted by Tarheel
Getting back to cattle -
The best advertising a butcher can have, is a well-endowed woman employee known for her cleaverage.
Butcher puns are often prime, but sometimes they are offal.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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10th November 15, 10:20 AM
#38
A judge for the Pipe and Drum competition could only gander as a drake squawked a sour note during the event. A fowl was recorded for the team.
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10th November 15, 04:20 PM
#39
Originally Posted by Tarheel
A judge for the Pipe and Drum competition could only gander as a drake squawked a sour note during the event. A fowl was recorded for the team.
[looks up to the sky] why couldn't this have been a "limerick" thread?
"Everything is within walking distance if you've got the time"
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10th November 15, 04:53 PM
#40
A sex offender was found dead in his cell the day after being incarcerated in the state prison. Seems he ended his sentence with a proposition.
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