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    This scampi happening again! I could continue, but I'll have to mullet over.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    If a tree falls in your direction, it could bole you over. Rather than panic, one should quickly leaf.

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    Yew have a point there.
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    I am having both of my leg joint replacement surgeries done in Tunisia.

    I went to Giza with people my age. I was amid my peers.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    In the camel milk business, there is a lot of dairy drama.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    In the camel milk business, there is a lot of dairy drama.
    Excellent, cream of the crop this!

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    I didn't know where the Iberian Peninsula was until someone 'spained it to me.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    The local carnival was devastated today when it was learned that a number of its performers were involved in an auto accident. Injured were the Bearded Lady, Lobster Boy, Arnold the Giant, Tiny Tim, and the Amazing Pretzel Man. Authorities are calling it a freak accident.
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    (I know this is an ancient one!)

    And then there was the dog called Joiner - he made a bolt for the door.

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    A guy named Al was a professional heckler in North Africa. Algiers.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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