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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    This Halloween I was going to dress up as a cardiologist, but I found I just didn't have the heart for it. Then I thought about being an IRS agent but found the thought of it just too taxing.
    Yeah, those ornithologist costumes are (say it with me now) for the birds.


    JMB

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    the future, the present and the past walked into a bar. things got a little tense.
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    whenever I undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    taking a day off isn't something you should do when you work for a calendar company
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    a spanish magician says at the end of his act he will disappear on the count of three.

    uno

    dos

    poof

    he disappeared without a tres
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    I went to a Halloween party the other night. While the costumes were great, I was just there for the boos.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Just got this one from my son:

    Don't run with bagpipes--you could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt.


    JMB

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    Don't run with bagpipes.

    You could put an aye out, or worse yet, get kilt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    One day, an American went into a disreputable tartan shop on the Royal Mile. The shop manager approached and asked if he could help. "Yes, I'm looking to have a kilt made in the Dunlop plaid. Do you have any?" asked the tourist. "I'll see", says the manager, who hurries to the back of the shop, and returns with a bolt of a good-looking tartan. "Here's what you're lookin' fae, Sir!" Just then, a slip falls from the folds of the cloth, which the American picks up. "It says MacIntyre!" exclaims the tourist. "Awww, e'erybiddy knaws the Dunlops hae been mackin' tyres fae years!"

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    the police were called to a daycare center for a three year old who was resisting a rest
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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