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    Quote Originally Posted by MNlad View Post
    This Halloween I was going to dress up as a cardiologist, but I found I just didn't have the heart for it. Then I thought about being an IRS agent but found the thought of it just too taxing.
    Yeah, those ornithologist costumes are (say it with me now) for the birds.


    JMB

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    the future, the present and the past walked into a bar. things got a little tense.
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    whenever I undress in the bathroom my shower gets turned on
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    taking a day off isn't something you should do when you work for a calendar company
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    a spanish magician says at the end of his act he will disappear on the count of three.

    uno

    dos

    poof

    he disappeared without a tres
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    I went to a Halloween party the other night. While the costumes were great, I was just there for the boos.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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