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21st June 17, 04:21 PM
#491
MNlad,
If your parrot ate your watch, would that make time fly?
Robert
Member of: S.W.E.A.R.S., Steel Bonnets, Flat Cap Confederation, SMALL, KABOOM, K.O.O.P.S, Law Dawgz
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21st June 17, 06:42 PM
#492
Congratulations, Mikilt. You've managed to stretch this thread to 50 pages of mirth and merriment.
A wondrous word play is the pun
It stretches the vocabulary and is fun
While it may make some groan,
And cause your family to moan,
You simply can't stop at just one
Oops, wrong thread.
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -
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21st June 17, 06:51 PM
#493
If your parrot ate your watch, would that make time fly?
Time does fly.
Last edited by MNlad; 21st June 17 at 06:53 PM.
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21st June 17, 07:03 PM
#494
While walking the beach by the sea
I dropped my watch carelessly
It slipped from hand
And got buried in sand
I lost time littorally
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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22nd June 17, 11:34 AM
#495
A pun within a Limerick. It's poetry in notion.
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27th June 17, 04:02 PM
#496
It's odd that William Tell was an archer. His family were well-known bowling champions. Unfortunately, all records of this have been lost so there is no way to know for whom the Tells bowled.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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27th June 17, 07:33 PM
#497
Mary had a little watch.
She swallowed it one day.
She started taking caster oil to pass the time away.
She kept on taking caster oil
but the time it wouldn't pass.
So, if you want to know what time it is, just look up Mary's............................................ ........... uncle.
He's got a watch.
Terry Montgomery Groff
Clan Montgomery Society International
Garde Bien!
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28th June 17, 08:08 AM
#498
It is said that William Tell once shot an apple off his son's head. What isn't mentioned is that the shot wasn't centered but hit quite low. But that's splitting hairs.
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28th June 17, 08:25 AM
#499
My neighbor came over with a Jello dessert (Jelly if you are in the UK).
She was carrying a congealed weapon.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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28th June 17, 10:22 AM
#500
My wife made some potato salad for our family reunion. Unfortunately, the mayonnaise had turned, causing great intestinal distress for everyone attending. Doctors called it a weapon of mass eruption.
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