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    I am selling my theremin

    I haven't touched it in years.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Being blinded by silver is Ag-on-eyes ing
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Being blinded by silver is Ag-on-eyes ing
    Au, that's golden!


    JMB

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    The archeologist was also a lawyer.

    He worked pro bone-know.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Hot dog vendors have Franksgiving

    The water heater broke and we couldn't shower. It was stanksgiving

    We watched Castaway, Sleepless in Seattle and Saving Private Ryan. It was Hanksgiving

    In Egypt they celebrate Ankhsgiving

    The weather was cool and humid on Danksgiving
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    I had a dream where I weighed less than 1/1000 of a gram.

    I was like, 0mg
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    This Thanksgiving I spilled a whole bottle of Cabernet on my wife's new white dining room rug. On reflection, I told her I thought it looked better in red. Carpet Diem.
    " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly." - Mae West -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    Hot dog vendors have Franksgiving

    The water heater broke and we couldn't shower. It was stanksgiving

    We watched Castaway, Sleepless in Seattle and Saving Private Ryan. It was Hanksgiving

    In Egypt they celebrate Ankhsgiving

    The weather was cool and humid on Danksgiving
    Celebrated in an M1 Abrahms: Tanksgiving

    Celebrated on the Titanic: Sanksgiving

    Celebrated in Douglas: Manxgiving (google it--obscure reference.)


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    In an alternate reality, Julius Cesar lives to a ripe old age. One day at the retirement forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus. Brutus was a little winded, so Cesar offered a hit from his bellows.

    "O2, Brute?"
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    It was the great holiday feast of venison. But one BBQ wasn't being watched very well. On their investigating the source of too much smoke, someone was heard to yell "its beginning to look a lot like crisp moose"

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