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  1. 18th September 17, 04:50 PM #561
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    I recently got some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    some aquatic animals escaped from the zoo it was otter chaos
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle remus View Post
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    my friend drove his expensive car into a tree last night. Now he has a mercedes benz
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    You can't plant seeds if you haven't botany.
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    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    eh...

    Some o you oughta be punted for this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by llyd View Post
    Some o you oughta be punted for this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
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    jumping off a paris bridge makes you in seine
    tact is the ability to tell someone to go the hell in such a way they look forward to the trip Winston Churchill

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    I forgot the French word for strawberry, so I looked it up in a fraise book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle remus View Post
    my friend drove his expensive car into a tree last night. Now he has a mercedes benz
    I'll bet that was a day of wreckoning.
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