A Scottish gentleman was on vacation in the Canadian Rockies and one evening, while lounging in a mountain hotel lobby trying to enjoy a Canadian whiskey, he noticed the mounted head of a great beast above the mantle.
So he asked the bartender, "What beastie is that?", to which the bartender replied, "Why, that's a moose!".
"My God, man!", cried the Scot, "How big are the cats here?"
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