COVID-19 the Scottish way, or the Irish way, whichever you prefer...
Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, as we restrict ourselves to our homes, we should focus on developing a sense of inner peace. To achieve this, we should strive to finish things we start and embrace more calm in our lives. I looked through the house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished.
Today I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valimunin srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
The hielan' man he wears the kilt, even when it's snowin';
He kens na where the wind comes frae, But he kens fine where its goin'.
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