X Marks the Scot - An on-line community of kilt wearers.

   X Marks Partners - (Go to the Partners Dedicated Forums )
USA Kilts website Celtic Croft website Celtic Corner website Houston Kiltmakers

User Tag List

Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123
Results 21 to 23 of 23

Thread: Musician Jokes

  1. #21
    Join Date
    16th February 13
    Location
    Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England
    Posts
    1,783
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    There is a story of an octopus having an amorous encounter with a set of bagpipes, but that might be rather indelicate for this forum.

  2. The Following User Says 'Aye' to Kiltedjohn For This Useful Post:


  3. #22
    Join Date
    11th August 20
    Location
    Oakville ON Canada
    Posts
    292
    Mentioned
    2 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We have a family friend who refers to the cat licking her behind while sticking her back leg straight up as the cat "playing the bagpipes".



    (That's from a MacGregor, you know .... they ran out of enough trees in Scotland to string them all up ...)
    Those ancient U Nialls from Donegal were a randy bunch.

  4. #23
    Join Date
    7th May 09
    Location
    Jacksonville, FL
    Posts
    648
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    “I understand that the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of sound achieved by the pig.”


    ― Alfred Hitchcock
    'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape. It had a can of ale at every pot-house on the road, and is reeling drunk. "

  5. The Following 3 Users say 'Aye' to KD Burke For This Useful Post:


Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

» Log in

User Name:

Password:

Not a member yet?
Register Now!
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.2.0