Hey all,

I was at a party the other day, kilted of course, and a lady came up to me and said (in a tone close to condescending), "what is with the kilt?"
Before I could reply her less-than-sober husband said, "He is Ireland!" He then paused, realized that he was not quite right, and ammended, "Irish!"
The ever-charming wife turned to him and said, "It is Scottish, dumbass."

So, apparently, I am an island.

"I am a rock, I am an island." - Simon & Garfunkel
"No man is an island unto himself." - John Donne