This is a funny story that involves two XMarkers, though I don't think the second knows about it yet

When I came into work this morning, Linda told me a story that she thought was about me. Yesterday she was talking to a lady at the bookstore, and a kilted guy goes by behind Linda. The woman said "That guy's wearing a skirt!", to which Linda replies, "Yeah, he works here" without turning around to see who it really was. Well, I was wearing trousers yesterday. But while I was out at lunch, Dale (sorcererdale) stopped by the bookstore. Linda was a bit confused when I told her I wasn't kilted yesterday.