My First Kilt Check!!!

[islandkilt]

So I attended a friend's birthday celebration the other night. Wore my beloved Sportkilt Works Hawaiian. Was a lovely California evening in a casual poolside setting. When I think it over, it was really my first time kilted at a social gathering outside the neighborhood.

While I was the only one kilted (having recieved approval and encouragement from my friend), the crowd of about 40 was quite mellow. I didn't feel out of place and was by no means the center of attention (well... except for the three young gentlemen who grilled my wife at length about the kilt and 'the question', one of whom gave me a very generous hug for someone I'd just met before they left the party later, thank you..)

The hostess greated me graciously and inquired as to the tartan and it's origins... got chatted up by a young lady who'd recently traveled to Ireland and Scotland, so we discussed heritage and tartans... her male friend was politely admiring, but reluctant: "it looks good, I like it, but I don't think I could wear one... you've got bigger ****s than I do to wear that.." The obvious reply was delivered with a wry smile and was well received...

And I did have several conversations that had nothing to do with what I was wearing...

but i digress...

Midway through the evening I was engaged in conversaton with the wife when I felt sudden and somewhat aggressive contact with my pleated areas! As I began to realize through my shock what was happening, the pressure seemed to increase and began to move towards an area that... shall we say presented the threat of even more invasive contact... all the while a slight draft warned me of a rising hem...





Shocked and surprised (ok, and somewhat amused), I instinctively stepped away before things went too far, then turned to the source of this invasion to find a very attractive young lady who immediatley denied all responsibility - "It wasn't me, it was him..." she said firmly and with a look of frustration...

It was an airtight alibi. Her hands were wrapped around the waist of and thus completely occupied with "him", a very wiggley toddler she was carrying through the crowd...

very wiggly with long legs and quite a reach...

[RanzaMacEanruig]

When I got to the "It wasn't me, it was him" part I was getting pretty worried for you until I finished the rest. HAHA! Those darn pesky kids, into everything!

[tulloch]

I hope all you ladies out there take note - a winsome young accomplice is just the thing to get a conversation going with a kilted man.

[Bill aka Mole]

Reminded me of when my own son was about 3. A fellow shipmate taught my son over the course of a weekend that he (son) should pinch a womans bum but not his mothers. Within a month I'm with my son at a department store to purchase some someber clothes for my fathers funeral when my son finds and zooms in on his target: A large woman with a large bum who just happened to be tending to a little girl. The lady bent over and my son hit his target. The woman yelped and crashed into a clothing rack! I grabbed his arm and ran to sporting goods before the woman could recover. Pretty sure that his feet touched only two tiles in the process of covering about 20 yards of store.

[Friday]

And we all know the mother had no idea what her darling child was doing.

[LitTrog]

I know the trend is to neutralize the toys we give to our kids, but the fact remains that girls generally gravitate to dolls and such and boys like to play with trucks and balls. What're gonna do?

[Riverkilt]

Well dang bro....my only kilt check by a stranger so far was an extremely intoxicated college kid at a Pride Festival....sometime...I'll have to drag over there and we can "double kilt" a party....

[Chase]

What's more embarassing, having a kilt check or finding out you weren't regimental when checked?

[Mickey]

When my son was a wee lad, he used to do this while shopping. When in the cart, he would raise a skirt with his foot while pulling down the neckline of a shirt when we were in the checkout line. Loved taking the little perv shopping)

[CaptHowdy0001]

hilarious story, i havnt experienced the kilt check yet. Not sure what i would be thinking besides " holy hell whats touching my ****".