Well, this is... different.

**AJBryant** · 28th February 13, 03:03 PM

There are kilts, utilikilts, sportskilts, etc.

But...

Um...

Well, a search for kilty-stuff on e-bay led me to this.

"Slip it on and be prepared to be turned on by how freeing, slinky and sexy it feels. It’s both erotic and functional. Wear it without undies and feel the breeze stimulate your man goods. Wear it with a matching G-string or Bikini and create a hot looking combo!. The Rugged Kilt is alive with energy as it bounces around with your every move."

Oh.... my.

I don't think I'll be getting one (for one thing, PLEATS ALL AROUND?), but I had to share with y'all. Because pain shared is pain lessened, you know.

**TheOfficialBren** · 28th February 13, 03:11 PM

Dear God in Heaven?! What in great caesar's ghost is this?! Is it fettish-wear? WOW!!! ;-D

**Grizzly** · 28th February 13, 03:58 PM

Pleats at the front!!! It's a skirt.

**Babyvett** · 28th February 13, 04:00 PM

I dont know whats worse.. the skirt, or the description LOL

**MNlad** · 28th February 13, 04:16 PM

Or another case of, "Ye got the thing on backwards, laddie."

**oldscubaguy** · 28th February 13, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by MNlad

Or another case of, "Ye got the thing on backwards, laddie."

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**llyd** · 28th February 13, 06:34 PM

Ummm....no. Just....no.<Glances across tje room at my almost complete MARPAT box pleat..for reassurance.

**Tartan Tess** · 28th February 13, 06:38 PM

Sorry Lads. This is big business "out there".
But the good news is, you don't have to go there.....
Xmarks is very well patrolled for a good reason.....
Thank you Steve and thank you moderators!

**AJBryant** · 28th February 13, 07:02 PM

Indeed. A *big* thanks to our wonderful hosts and gate-guards!

I can't imagine some of the things that otherwise might... okay, I *can* imagine it, but I'm a bit twisted. ;)