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Some humor for the group

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  • 12th August 09, 04:41 PM
    funlvnman
    Some humor for the group
    It's rare that I find a joke I think is worthy of passing along.
    I hope you enjoy it.

    I modified the original joke by replacing the curse words with what I hope are suitable replacements. So if you go to the link to the joke be prepared for adult language. It's not really that bad but this forum is not the place for coarse language.
    Enjoy





    Retirement

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a dumb jerk.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

    So Aunt Phil called him a jughead.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Just then our bus arrived.

    We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age…
  • 12th August 09, 05:25 PM
    piperdbh
    :lol: That's a good one. It reminds me of man I heard once who said that he and his wife (both in their 50s) liked to go to the airport and stand near the gate (back when such a thing was allowed) and hug and kiss and carry on as if one of them were flying away, then once all the real passengers had boarded, they'd walk to the next gate and start all over again. You've got to take your fun where you find it.
  • 12th August 09, 05:48 PM
    Paul
    haha... great joke!
  • 12th August 09, 05:58 PM
    funlvnman
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Paul. View Post
    haha... great joke!

    I'm geographically challenged, where is Alba?
  • 12th August 09, 06:56 PM
    Nick the DSM
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by funlvnman View Post
    I'm geographically challenged, where is Alba?

    Alba= Scotland. Scottish Gaelic
  • 13th August 09, 01:42 AM
    Ancienne Alliance
    ha ha !
    I've translated it in French for Chrystel !

    great stuff !


    Best,

    Robert
  • 13th August 09, 02:31 AM
    MacKay71
    :rofl:
  • 22nd August 09, 12:46 PM
    MacKee

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