It hasn't happened to me yet in a year and a half of kilting, but my biggest fear is that some rube will call me "Klinger" after the M*A*S*H corporal character who enjoyed cross dressing to seek a discharge.

Has it happened to anyone? Whatdya do? I figure its inevitable but don't have a ready comeback yet...

The worst things I ever experienced never actually happened...and this is one of them.

Ron