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    A kilt don't

    Saturday afternoon a neighbor told me i should never go regimental wearing a Kilt while mowing my lawn on a tractor mower.

    Well!!! It was hot and the breeze felt good.

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    I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
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    i would be concerned that my neighbour was paying me that much attention, espically around the landing gear area...

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    Beware the weedwacker!!
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    Was this a he-neighbor or she-neighbor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Mikey View Post
    Beware the weedwacker!!
    That comment brings to mind many different responses that I can't use on a family forum! (I have never heard using a weedwacker for a briss.)
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    I take it that there is some ground clearance between the bottom of your kilt and the top of your mower!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McClef View Post
    I take it that there is some ground clearance between the bottom of your kilt and the top of your mower!

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgeblack7 View Post
    Was this a he-neighbor or she-neighbor?
    Oh it was a he,and thank God his wife was'nt home.

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