Well, that would be me (Clan MacDuck I mean). My feet are ducklike. This thread was inspired by a discussion of ghillie brogues and the fact that those of us with feet like Scrooge McDuck can't find Ghillie's that fit us! So I started doing a little digging and found these:

McDuck tartan!

Another link of interest: http://duckman.pettho.com/mcduck/history.html

Enjoy. I know it amused the heck out of me.

I would actually get a kilt in that tartan if someone made it... I like that. A lot.