As I went to get dressed today, I noticed that there is a hole in the crotch of one of my levi button fly jeans. I wanted to wear them today, and couldn't wear a kilt because I was going to work, so I grabbed my other pair, only to find they were the pair that is over 10 years old, the one I had just got a few months back ripped.

At least I don't have to worry about that problem happening to a kilt, right?