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    Talking My charming wife!

    My wife has been subbing for a friend of hers who is a middle school English teacher. Apparently they have been studying limericks, as this is the email I received from her today:

    There was a young fellow named Scott
    Who liked to wear kilts a whole lot.
    When asked, "Do you wear
    Underwear under there?"
    He simply smiled and answered them not!

    Such talent!!

    Scott

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    Dang that's good!
    Jim Killman
    Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
    Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.

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    Bravo.
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    Give him power.[/B][/I] - [I]Abraham Lincoln[/I]

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    That's good!
    "Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.

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    Nice!
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    voca me cum benedictis." -"Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath)

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    Thumbs up! I love limericks

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    YES!!!!

    Brian

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    I like that.
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