OK, I want to see a kilt picture that has something in the picture that will make most users completely NOT notice the kilt.

Maybe you're posed in a kilt in front of some incredibly scenic vista... Or standing in front of the front gate to the main brewhouse for Guinness.... Or posed in the background in a picture while Angelina Jolie shows off a bunch of leg and blows the photographer a kiss...or something like that. Use your imagination.