fun with semantics...
greetings all...
Had a really fun Kilt related experience this weekend...just a little background, I live in a VERY conservative{i.e. redneck} suburb of Oklahoma City, OK., so far nobody has said anything here, but it's just a matter of time...now, on to the fun...
I decided to go to the OKC downtown art festival this sunday, mostly out of boredom, so I got Kilted up, and went to town...
After strolling about for half an hour, getting looks from ALL the girls, and glares from all the rednecks... I was approached by a young guy{early 20's or so} dressed in "Modern" punk fashion...I happened to be wearing a Joan Jett t-shirt and combat boots... he asked me how old I was,where I got the Kool Kilt and if I was a punk... I looked at him carefully,handed him one of AmeriKilt's business cards, then told him, "I'm 39 and a street punk", he asked me what the difference was between a "punk" and a "street punk"..... after laughing maniacally for a solid minute, I looked him straight in the eye and said " I had to fight to survive on the streets, you're just a fashion victim, with bad taste in music, and a mommy with too much money"... his father, who was standing about 10 feet away almost pissed himself laughing....my g/f laughed all the way home.
I just LOVE screwing with peoples heads, and had I not been wearing a Kilt, I would have missed out on a chance to teach the youth of america a valuable lesson in semantics....
and I'm always up for some antics!!!
"Illigitimus Non Secundium Est!"
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