For about 6 years now there's been a woman at work who I've had a crush on. For most of that I couldn't act upon because I was married (not anymore) and then after my divorce I was too chicken. She's one of those women whom I think is WAYYYYY out of my league (A stunning petite blonde).

I'm sitting at my desk at work and she pops into my cubicle. After some polite conversation and me wondering what the heck she was doing here as we don't even work in the same department and have nothing to do with each other she ASKED ME OUT!

I was beside myself. Of course I said yes. She then blushed and asked "Can you wear your kilt for me when we go out. You look so hot in it". I'm speechless.

YEAH BABY!