I have just started a new job in Hertfordshire in England, and there is a beautfiul city a couple of miles away from where I am living called St Albans. I intend to make it the place for my social life, shopping, going to the gym, eating out, etc, and I have visited it three times in the last two weeks, each time kilted. So, this great city has never had the sad experience of witnessing me in a pair of trousers, and that's the way I intend it to stay, come what may.

It's easy enough to go shopping in my kilt, but the other challenges I face are how to work out in the gym, going out for a drink at night in the city centre by myself and how to pick up a gal (I'm getting a divorce and need to conduct interviews for my next wife). Any advice from you guys would be greatly appreciated.

Oh, and if there's anyone who lives near St Albans, let me know and we can meet up for a drink and a natter.

Bernie