Today I had to signwrite a large earthmoving machine with CAT graphics in a workshop.
The workers there are accustomed to seeing me kilted, but this particular job involved climbing all over the machine, straddling stepladders etc.

A number of young mechanics were working around me, I was pretty focused on the job but then became aware of giggles, looks and sniggers. One lad glanced up the kilt then remarked to his mate - "I couldn't help myself".

I just turned to the nearest mechanic and said I thought they were pretty immature.

I just felt sorry for them having to wear overalls.

This was the job: