I was flipping channels a few minutes ago and caught the end of a show called "Weird U.S." Apparently, they were featuring ethnic xmas celebrations and one of them was a Burns Supper at the Scottish-American Club of Kearny, NJ.

They made a big deal out of how disgusting haggis is, and the hosts participated in a haggis ceremony. There was a piper, who recited Burns' "Address to a Haggis."

As the segment ended, one of the guys asked the piper what he wore beneath the kilt. He answered, "Shoes."

I wish I had seen the whole segment.