When wearing a kilt makes you an expert on all things Scottish

**cessna152towser** · 19th March 07, 08:23 AM

There I was browsing the cold meats aisle in the local supermarket this morning in black polycotton kilt when I was approached by a young couple who asked my opinion as to which brand of haggis I would recommend. Happy to be of help to them, and nice that the kilt drew someone into conversation, but I don't think wearing a kilt automatically makes me a haggis expert.

**Splash_4** · 19th March 07, 08:24 AM

But you must obviously eat the stuff as that is the only reason to wear a kilt!

**Rusty** · 19th March 07, 10:27 AM

Apparently wearing the kilt also makes us experts in bagpipes, scotch,and the complete history of Scotland

**McMurdo** · 19th March 07, 10:29 AM

Don't all haggis experts wear kilts? I mean really.

**Arlen** · 19th March 07, 10:31 AM

Well, of course. Everyone knows that what a man wears under his kilt is the finest haggis.

**Schultz** · 19th March 07, 10:37 AM

I had a fellow literally run after me one day to ask about investment advice on a some small British company I had never heard of, all due to the power of the kilt.

At least your question makes more sense.

**Chef** · 19th March 07, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by McMurdo

Don't all haggis experts wear kilts? I mean really.

I do.

**Pour1Malt** · 19th March 07, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Rusty

Apparently wearing the kilt also makes us experts in bagpipes, scotch,and the complete history of Scotland

it has certainly worked fur me!

**McClef** · 19th March 07, 11:45 AM

I am asked Rugby scores even if the match hasn't started, have been asked the best brand of porage oats in a supermarket and have been used as an airline arrivals board as in someone saying at Bristol Airport "ah the Inverness flight must be in" when they saw me kilted!

Not been asked about haggis yet but bound to happen!