Outta curiosity, how do yall react when a stranger lifts your kilt?

No answer to The Question is sought - these numpties simply grab a handful of pleats and lift, or in other circumstance are perhaps are more tactile in seeking information.

I've always been of the opinion that it's a bit rude. They seem to take advantage that I'm pre-occupied with piping. Slapping a hand would interrupt playing, so I blindly kick backwards like a barnyard Jenny. Rarely makes contact, but no one has ever made the attempt twice.

Slainte,
steve