So I'm at work - no kilt because its so grubby at work. Client comes in for a court ordered DUI screening. He keeps looking at my kilt pics on my office wall.

When I get around to asking him what he was drinking the night of his DUI he says, "Kiltlifter."

He didn't realize how potent the brew is and that just two were enough to make him too drunk to drive. Cops found him because he was speeding. Never a good idea to attract the cops attention when driving drunk.

So gave him some education and information so maybe he can avoid a second DUI.

DUIs are expensive on multiple fronts. Didn't seem the thing to do to encourage him to buy a kilt to wear when he's drinking Kiltlifter.