Carded!

[Canuck]

You're jonesing for that kilt. The tracking info tells you it's coming Wednesday. That's OK you think you can manage another couple of days. Then Canada Post comes by when you're not home and CARDS you.
"Please pick up your parcel at the post office the following day and bring proper ID."
Then you get an email from your kilt maker who also gets notified that the parcel is there and he just laughs.

mwhaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yes I'm sick. Don't deal with that joker of a kilt maker at RKilts! He's mean, he's nasty, and he laughs a lot.
Oh Riverkilt.... I have a nice swatch of some buttery soft leather for you.
Hahahahahahahahaha

Now the jonesing customer in question is calling up his friend at the post office to let him in. hahahahahahaha Will he have success?
Tune in tomorrow......

hahahahahahaha
I've been in the shop too long!

[RockyR]

You are an evil, evil man, Robert.

I love it.

[madmacs]

Now ordinarily i'd have asked if someone had been at the sherry... but im frightened the answer might be no...

[ThistleDown]

Sherry? Does this look like someone who's been at the sherry? Or just an evil chappy?

[Dale Seago]

Evil. Definitely and consummately evil.

[CopperNGold]

Calm and steady, laddie! Have another sherry!

[Riverkilt]

You huffin' leather again Robert???

[ThistleDown]

You huffin' leather again Robert???

Or puffin' hemp, Ron; he's a Canuck, after all.

[xman]

Or puffin' hemp, Ron; he's a Canuck, after all.

As are you if I'm not mistaken.

[ThistleDown]

As are you if I'm not mistaken.

Well, half of me, Xavier, although that half is definitely enlarging as I get older. In this case, however, I was doing a little play on Robert's stage name and didn't intend it in its derogatory meaning. I like Ron's hemp lounge-kilt idea (especially with a little slot for the permit) but until that is built we are all twiddling fingers as we patiently wait for the pics of this one.