I have dinosaur calves. You know what? Those Cream sox you have on sale and have had on sale for a long time at, like <$10???

They fit my calves.

And all those fancy schmantzy hose, which are truly just gorgeous......

---don't.

OK, well, I got one pair of oatmeal hose that do, but I digress. And of course Strings outrageous hose.... but I mean the nice woolies that I got from Mac at the Museum. They're beautiful. Man are they ever NICE. But they don't go around my blasted calves.

The cheapie cream ones, do.

I don't suppose you have these very same hose, the exact same thing in colors other than cream, do you?