Rig for Dumb Questions...
Wore my buckskin (okay, saffron) leather RKilt to a formal gig last weekend.
A lady comes up to me and asks politely, "Is that leather?"
Rather than say, "Are you blind you yeasty pox-marked dewberry? Of course its leather!!" I politely responded, "Well, yes it is..."
I wonder if there's a doctoral thesis lurking somewhere on how kilted men, draw such inane questions from otherwise intelligent people?
With a particular focus on why it is that RKilts leather kilts seem to elicit so many spleeny milk-livered fustilarian inquiries?
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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