Red Headed Kilt Loving Women

[Riverkilt]

My lady is a red head. Looking at Nick's wedding pics got to thinking of how often I see pics from kilted guys and their lady is a red head.

Is there something about red headed women that attracts them to kilts, or kilt wearing men....?

Or, vice versa?

Ron

[TechBear]

I can't give you a definitive answer, but your question does remind me of a blond joke spin off. (I don't care for blond jokes and I don't want to highjack the thread, but I think this is relevant.)

A blonde's mating call: "I am so drunk!"

A brunette's mating call: "I said, I am so drunk! Isn't anyone listening?"

A red-head's mating call: "NEXT!"

[Canuck]

Watch it! I have a daughter who's a red head....and I'm a mean son of a bitch in a black leather kilt with attitude......

[Riverkilt]

If you told that "joke" to my lady she'd have you begging for mercy AND forgiveness in short order. You can just imagine how...

Serious...like Panache's lady is a red head. My lady is a red head. Nick just married a red head. I'm noticing a trend here...

Ron
Hopefully dragging the thread back on topic....

[smaughazard]

I've been married to my redhead for 28 years…

[Richland]

I can't give you a definitive answer, but your question does remind me of a blond joke spin off. (I don't care for blond jokes and I don't want to highjack the thread, but I think this is relevant.)

A blonde's mating call: "I am so drunk!"

A brunette's mating call: "I said, I am so drunk! Isn't anyone listening?"

A red-head's mating call: "NEXT!"

I do believe there is a missunderstanding of that punch line, "Next" as in Red heads do not need a pickup line. They are so sought after there is a "figurative" Line of men waiting for a chance to date them...
Am I right Techbear?

[TechBear]

I do believe there is a missunderstanding of that punch line, "Next" as in Red heads do not need a pickup line. They are so sought after there is a "figurative" Line of men waiting for a chance to date them...
Am I right Techbear?

Right on the first try!

When I told her about this thread, the friend who told me that joke said that the best present you can get a red haired woman is a gent wearing a kilt. Seeing as she has hair that would put a freshly minted penny to shame, I will defer to her judgement.

And while on the subject of flame-haired beauties.... A red headed musician I much admire, Heather Alexander, wrote a song a few years ago illustrating why it is a BAD idea to piss off a red head.

You may be familiar with the story of Black Jack Davy? Ballads tell of a young married woman who falls in love with a gypsy outlaw and gives up her title, wealth, station and family to travel with Davy. Her husband pursues her, and when he catches up with her, she says, in effect, that she would rather have a short live living as an outlaw with a real man than live a long, prosperous life with her husband.

Very romantic, but not terribly realistic. Heather explains in the intro to the song that, as an outlaw, he would most likely let the woman catch up, sleep with her, then be off at the crack of dawn while she still slept and taking anything of value she had brought with her. With his good looks and charm, he already has a pigeon picked out in the next town, anyway. But if he should ever try to pull this on a red head... Black Jack's Lady

[Rex_Tremende]

You don't suppose it's the other way around, maybe? That guys with a propensity to wear kilts have a thing for red heads? My first love interest--I was, oh, maybe 8 or so--was a redhead, but she had the good foresight to not show the slightest bit of interest in me.

Earlier this year as I was driving to work, having turned off the freeway onto 7th Street, I nearly drove off the road when I saw someone walking along the sidewalk sporting three of my favorite things in a person, including a thick mane of nearly waist length, red-orange hair.

Regards,
Rex in Cincinnati

[Yaish]

Techbear, have you heard "March of the Cambreadth"? Not redhead related, except it too is sung by Heather Alexander.

[Pour1Malt]

You don't suppose it's the other way around, maybe? That guys with a propensity to wear kilts have a thing for red heads? My first love interest--I was, oh, maybe 8 or so--was a redhead, but she had the good foresight to not show the slightest bit of interest in me.

...i

definitely! in ma case...

o'er the years (includin 'crushes' as a lad) ai've had eicht reidheided girlfriends and twa reidheided wives!