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    Bent from what?

    I've been getting over a bit of lower-back pain this past week. Today, I treated myself (and my back) to a massage.

    I wore my Black Watch SWK. After a few questions...are you Scottish, what did you think the first time you wore one (which I thought was a great question, by the way)...we got down to business. After the massage, when I went to pay, she had a little trouble running my card through the machine. "It's bent from your butt," she told me.

    I looked at her and said, "what?"

    "It's bent from your butt. It's bent from your butt," she repeated, running the card through again and again.

    I took two steps back from the counter...looked down at my open sporran...looked her right in the eyes and smiled.

    I'll bet she's not so quick to use that line again.

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    She thought you had pockets!!

    Very funny.

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    Reminds me of that joke that ends with the Scotsman getting a lap dance and trying to pay by swiping his credit card

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    hahaha,

    great!! she'll no never to use that line with a kiltie!
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    I can only imagine the look on her face.

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    Ken, this story just made my day.
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